Anonymous asked:
Is anyone else seeing the tumblr ad from AT&T right now? It's a flashing "I Love DATA" sign. I love it.
posted 1 month ago with 45 notes via

nononcrackuzure:

halodudette:

maria-amino:

dioburandou:

pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

sHIT

How in the fuck does this work so well?

I was nOT ready for tha t

posted 1 month ago with 43,445 notes via

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok
posted 1 month ago with 196,139 notes via

chaucerpubbegagge:

ididathing


Sass level: Ian Mcshane

chaucerpubbegagge:

So, I did a thing. (Valentine’s is on a Friday.)

And 6 months later, this post is still haunting my notifications.

he’s the most amazing markiplier ever
posted 1 month ago with 3 notes
#markiplier
nobitlikeijustwatchmarkiplierplaythroughphobiaandnowidontwanttogotosleephelpmeohmyfuckinggod
posted 1 month ago with 2 notes
#markiplier
posted 3 months ago with 13,216 notes via

I really hate it when people decide to relate an anecdote in ALL-CAPS, as if that makes it more riveting and intriguing. You’re relating to me how you got hit in the face with a pillow, this story does not require thre MUTHAFUCKA’s in ALLCAPS in every sentence. I get it, you have no life—gosh, like the rest of us do. You’re so special. Would you like a cookie? If I give you one are you gonna:

SO I WUZ ON TUMBLR MUTHAFUCKA AND I TOLD A MUTHAFUCKIN STORY MUTHAFUCKA BOUT THAT BITCHIN PILLOW FIGHT WE HAD. SOME BITCH MUTHAFUCKIN CALLED ME OUT BOUT MY ALLCAPS AND THAT MUTHAFUCKA GAVE ME A MUTHAFUCKIN COOKIE. THAT SHIT IS TIGHT AS HELL DAWG. YO MUTHAFUCKA AIN’T THAT MUTHAFUCKIN’ AWESOME MUTHAFUCKA?

Who told you this shit was funny? Annoying as hell.