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I really hate it when people decide to relate an anecdote in ALL-CAPS, as if that makes it more riveting and intriguing. You’re relating to me how you got hit in the face with a pillow, this story does not require thre MUTHAFUCKA’s in ALLCAPS in every sentence. I get it, you have no life—gosh, like the rest of us do. You’re so special. Would you like a cookie? If I give you one are you gonna:

SO I WUZ ON TUMBLR MUTHAFUCKA AND I TOLD A MUTHAFUCKIN STORY MUTHAFUCKA BOUT THAT BITCHIN PILLOW FIGHT WE HAD. SOME BITCH MUTHAFUCKIN CALLED ME OUT BOUT MY ALLCAPS AND THAT MUTHAFUCKA GAVE ME A MUTHAFUCKIN COOKIE. THAT SHIT IS TIGHT AS HELL DAWG. YO MUTHAFUCKA AIN’T THAT MUTHAFUCKIN’ AWESOME MUTHAFUCKA?

Who told you this shit was funny? Annoying as hell.

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

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#help me #omfg
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.


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BRING IT ON

posted 3 weeks ago with 355,498 notes via
#lol nobody ever asks #because #derp

buzzfeed:

Don’t do drugs, kids.

posted 3 weeks ago with 74,227 notes via
See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

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