he’s the most amazing markiplier ever
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#markiplier
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#markiplier
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I really hate it when people decide to relate an anecdote in ALL-CAPS, as if that makes it more riveting and intriguing. You’re relating to me how you got hit in the face with a pillow, this story does not require thre MUTHAFUCKA’s in ALLCAPS in every sentence. I get it, you have no life—gosh, like the rest of us do. You’re so special. Would you like a cookie? If I give you one are you gonna:

SO I WUZ ON TUMBLR MUTHAFUCKA AND I TOLD A MUTHAFUCKIN STORY MUTHAFUCKA BOUT THAT BITCHIN PILLOW FIGHT WE HAD. SOME BITCH MUTHAFUCKIN CALLED ME OUT BOUT MY ALLCAPS AND THAT MUTHAFUCKA GAVE ME A MUTHAFUCKIN COOKIE. THAT SHIT IS TIGHT AS HELL DAWG. YO MUTHAFUCKA AIN’T THAT MUTHAFUCKIN’ AWESOME MUTHAFUCKA?

Who told you this shit was funny? Annoying as hell.

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

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#help me #omfg
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.


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BRING IT ON

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#lol nobody ever asks #because #derp