I really hate it when people decide to relate an anecdote in ALL-CAPS, as if that makes it more riveting and intriguing. You’re relating to me how you got hit in the face with a pillow, this story does not require thre MUTHAFUCKA’s in ALLCAPS in every sentence. I get it, you have no life—gosh, like the rest of us do. You’re so special. Would you like a cookie? If I give you one are you gonna:
SO I WUZ ON TUMBLR MUTHAFUCKA AND I TOLD A MUTHAFUCKIN STORY MUTHAFUCKA BOUT THAT BITCHIN PILLOW FIGHT WE HAD. SOME BITCH MUTHAFUCKIN CALLED ME OUT BOUT MY ALLCAPS AND THAT MUTHAFUCKA GAVE ME A MUTHAFUCKIN COOKIE. THAT SHIT IS TIGHT AS HELL DAWG. YO MUTHAFUCKA AIN’T THAT MUTHAFUCKIN’ AWESOME MUTHAFUCKA?
Who told you this shit was funny? Annoying as hell.
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
BRING IT ON
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.