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How in the fuck does this work so well?
I was nOT ready for tha t
things i needed to hear in health class:
- puberty might make you squishier and its ok
- vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
- all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
- genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
- people have stretch marks sometimes
- people have pimples on their butts sometimes
- people have cellulite sometimes
- gender =/= sex
- sex =/= scary danger FEAR
- bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
- everything is ok
Sass level: Ian Mcshane
So, I did a thing. (Valentine’s is on a Friday.)
And 6 months later, this post is still haunting my notifications.
I really hate it when people decide to relate an anecdote in ALL-CAPS, as if that makes it more riveting and intriguing. You’re relating to me how you got hit in the face with a pillow, this story does not require thre MUTHAFUCKA’s in ALLCAPS in every sentence. I get it, you have no life—gosh, like the rest of us do. You’re so special. Would you like a cookie? If I give you one are you gonna:
SO I WUZ ON TUMBLR MUTHAFUCKA AND I TOLD A MUTHAFUCKIN STORY MUTHAFUCKA BOUT THAT BITCHIN PILLOW FIGHT WE HAD. SOME BITCH MUTHAFUCKIN CALLED ME OUT BOUT MY ALLCAPS AND THAT MUTHAFUCKA GAVE ME A MUTHAFUCKIN COOKIE. THAT SHIT IS TIGHT AS HELL DAWG. YO MUTHAFUCKA AIN’T THAT MUTHAFUCKIN’ AWESOME MUTHAFUCKA?
Who told you this shit was funny? Annoying as hell.